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Monday, September 08, 2008
Secretary Urgently Required
Thank you.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Funny Job Ad

Monday, May 28, 2007
Sales Executive or ___? You decide. . .
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Just Another Job Ad

Thursday, February 01, 2007
Job Advertisement
I swear I am not making these up!Category: Jobs Offered Region: Dubai Special job All around personal assistant required in Dubai , taking care of all needs of a young business man ,managing his office ,his own time, assist in running and developing the business (International Trade), accompanying him in travels, night entertainments from time to time, candidate should be good looking,may give his boss some massage and no pre-restrictions is preferred ,photos will be 40% of the decision, the job will be interesting (Very) Accomodation + Car + Salary + will be there, amount depends on what the candidate can carry out. Thanks.
Monday, January 29, 2007
Another Job Opportunity

Category: Jobs Offered
Region: Dubai
Looking for a female secretary / PA urgently
Hi, I am the MD & owner of a new established General Trading Company based in Dubai. I am offering Visa, Accomodations, and Salary of 2000-4000 Derhams per month. Your job would be to accompany me in my tours worldwide, help me manage my time, and be my confidant, and intimate girl friend. You should be very pretty, intelligent, cute, and presentable. Please email me your photo with a copy of your CV to <took email address out to save this guy from prank emails>
Monday, December 11, 2006
Job Opportunity
URGENTLY REQUIRED FEMALE SECRETARY. A Reputed construction company in Dubai requires Smart, Intelligent, English spoken and Energetic Personal secretary for the company Director. Should have knowledge of self correspondence, Itineries and scheduling meetings Should be agreeing to travel with the company director on business trips worldwide and maybe more together. Only Indian and Philippines Nationality candidates need to apply and please send your detailed CV along with full-length picture and one passport size photo attached to your resume. At our following email addressMonday, November 13, 2006
More Job Advertisements
First Impression Executives Female. We are Dubai based US trading LLC Firm. We are Inviting young,dynamic and Beautiful ladies. Who are responsible for taking care of all our International Buyers when they are in Dubai. You will be the first point of contact at the Dubai of our clients. You have to plan there meetings and fun time(in hotel) with them. Contact with Full Details and Photograph. Selected Candidates will get Monthly package of Around Aed 10000- 12000 Plus other benefits also. Freshers are also welcome.Looking for a female Personal Assistant (Ages 18-25). Preference will be given to young, attractive and open minded person. Attractive salary and benefits. E-mail CV or brief description with recent photos.
Saturday, November 04, 2006
Funny job advertisements

These job advertisements have been copied from their original place and pasted here for your amusement. Note: I have omitted the email addresses. The picture is a document I received as part of the procedure for updating my visit visa.
1. Position for Female Secretary/ PA Available position :Secretary/ Personal Assistant to GM Location: Dubai Internet City. The position is for a young / beautiful / motivated female. Requirements: Computer Literate, Good knowledge of English, Arabic language is an advantage (not a must). Attending the meetings with GM. Will be an advantage to travel with GM to other countries for business trips (not a must). To work under pressure. Attractive, good looking and good figure. Salary: AED 5,000 - 8,000. The salary can be plus company accommodation, car and other benefits depends on candidate and her future relation with GM. If your qualifications match the above requirements, then please email us your clear personal photo with a CV to the following email address.
2. Secretary wanted / Document Controller at a construction site office in Knwoledge Village, Sheikh Zayed Road - Dubai, UAE. The available position is for Filipinas staying (or on a visit visa) in Dubai. A successful candidate would be: Having good command of written and spoken english.Computer literate and good filing skills. Able to work under pressure. Attractive, nice looking and good figure. Must be discreet and willing to satisfy all requests (and sometimes the personal needs) of the Project Manager. If you think you can meet all of the above requirements, please email your cv with a clear personal picture (showing your body) to the following email address.

















